Not too bad for a bad day
Re: Just for laughs.
Think you are having a bad day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A post-mortem test revealed that the man died, not from burns, but
from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking
to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the
ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Still having a bad day?
Just remember, it could be worse . . . The average cost of
rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill In Alaska was
$80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There, now, feeling better?
From :
OFFICER,
WSD/WORKSHOPS PRODUCTION CONTROL ()
2 comments:
Oh my God..they were unbelievably funny(although it makes me feel very sadistic..haha)...anyway, it definitely made my 'bad' day looks better...Roar, it's always great to read your blog..ks
This reminds me of the story of the Fengshui master releasing doves on Vesak day.
Ok, the story goes like this;
On Vesak day one year, the management had decided to call in a Fengshui master to 'bless' Suntec city and also put up a ceremony for the audience / shoppers.
Eventually, the Fengshui master decided on the act of releasing some doves as an act of compassion.
So, with great fanfare, on the day itself, the cage of about 20 birds were prepared. It was highly expected that the birds would fly out the fountain, and the 'ring' would then start pouring the water down once the birds flew out.
However, as the birds were released, they didn't exactly know which way to fly, and landed on the floor of the fountain, expecting to find some crumbs to eat.
By this time, the fountain was cleared as it was timed to activate 30 seconds after the birds were released.
After 30 seconds, the fountain activated, the water came gushing down, and all the birds were swept away and drowned.
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