Not too bad for a bad day

Re: Just for laughs.

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post-mortem test revealed that the man died, not from burns, but
from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking
to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the
ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket
300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.




Still having a bad day?

Just remember, it could be worse . . . The average cost of
rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill In Alaska was
$80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.



Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
been happily listening to his Walkman.



STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There, now, feeling better?

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